Kim Jong-un executes general by tossing him in piranha tank
PYONGYANG — It appears that North Korea's Kim Jong-un has decided to go full out Bond villain by having one of his generals offed by tossing him into a piranha-filled fish tank.
According to the Daily Star, Fats sent down the order after the general was accused of plotting a coup.
The Daily Star reported that the giant fish tank was built inside Ryongsong Residence, one of Kim's presidential palaces, after the dictator ordered his underlings to come up with some new ways of execution.
Looks like the general's arms and torso were introduced to some knives before the meet and greet with the piranhas—well, more like EAT and greet.
The Daily Star reported that sources said it was unclear if the general succumbed because of the fish, his wounds, or drowning.
Kim's super fun fish tank is filled with hundreds of piranhas imported from Brazil.
According to the Daily Star, since taking power in 2011, Kim has sent at least 16 senior aides on permanent vacations from the land of the living.
Hundreds more North Korean citizens have also been given permanent dirt naps.