You've never seen carnage seasoned to perfection—until now.
Witness the glorious mayhem as an old-school warhorse, a bona fide boomer with a twitch finger older than your driver's license, rips through DOOM 2016 like it’s a LAN party in ‘93.
Reflexes?
Rust-proof.
Trash talk?
FDA-certified spicy.
Whether it’s glory kills or buckshot baptisms, this silver-haired Slayer dishes out pain like Medicare covers it.
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