This nightmare hellscape (not the video game world) is so depressing, I live out a fantasy of playing an Amazon delivery driver- watch even in the post apocalypse, I don't make enough money to buy a house and somehow Jeff Bezos still gets credit for my deliveries.
I hope my next delivery I can deliver a gun to my mout-[HELLO SAAR, THIS AMAZON EMPLOYEE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FROM THIS POSITION SAAR, MY NAME IS YASHEED KUMAR, AND I SHALL BE YOUR PACKAGE DELIVERY PERSON SAAR] *your package has been lost