Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's Headline Skim News: {Thursday AM., Cops Catch TV Thief Outside Target, County DA Will Get Headlines for Hating Trump, Biologically Correct Catholic Couple Blocked from Fostering, Lady May Have Poisoned Family, Workers Caught Abusing Work f/ Home-FIRED!, Movie Strike-No One Cares, Other Opportunities to Make Fun of the Dead, Tiffany Gomas-Call Me, Stray Bullet Paralyzed 8yr Boy, Rust Armorer Not Guilty-Yet, NYC Avoids Calling them Illegal Aliens-After Fed $$$, Harry King Charles-No One Cares, Hawaii On Fire!, Disney Double Crosses the Line-Dude in Dress Sell Girls Clothes, Mike Pence Pumps Gas, Trump Plays Fair with Loyalty Pledge, Electric Vehicles a Rich Ppl Game, Crazy Biden Supporters Everyday, Another Bad Teacher-Kid Porn, and so much more Click Bait!} This presentation of the news headlines moves quickly.
What can you determine and believe from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know and opine without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
