Bring the Heat for this one... the Blackwood Company goons have been muscling in on my good Fightas Guild!
Got a crew ready to go smash some heads rn.
Who's got more stones, ya think?
But it turns out Silvio and Paulie have been making a killing off some kinda fuckin lizard tree.
A sweet little side hustle selling that tree sap as an aphrodisiac.
Paulie's losing it over this deal... flippin out ova fuckin mudcrabs and shit.
Silvio's worse than Chrissy after a night at da Bing, and the Imperial Guards are startin to sniff around.
I can't let that happen.
What da fuck!
I gotta get down there and bust some heads together.
Not to mention, the emperor's son is in danger, and I promised to save his sorry ass.
Stuck in this damn asylum for crazies!
But I made a promise to a man I love!
RIP Uriel "Pussy" Septim da VII.
Don't worry fellas, we will get our slice of da pie!