Looking to solidify your career with the Downtown Cab Company?
Then invest in your very own taxicab, and buckle up for reviews like "Noisy engine, but the vibrations are fun.
3/5", "Why does it smell like cured meat?
2/5" and "Driver blasted Rebel Radio, ran red lights, and flipped the bird at anyone within 20 feet.
5/5.
Would recommend."
