An Oilman’s Plea To President Trump

Dear President Trump, I voted for you and I’m voting for you again. I like what you’re doing with our country. I like too that you like me. I say that because I’m a fracker and you seem to like frackers. We like you too. Because of our solid relationship, I feel I can be impertinent, even obnoxious, and suggest that you take a few moments out of your extremely tight schedule and entirely remake the oil world at your earliest possible convenience. Please keep applying all your efforts to the Coronavirus. Don’t stop any of…