Sydney Sprague – “Long Island”

I’m on Long Island writing an article about a song called “Long Island.” Isn’t that beautiful? Except Sydney Sprague’s new Peak Experience single is, in fact, not about the place, but about alcoholic beverage known as a Long Island Iced Tea, which I have never consumed and will never consume because I am not built for that. Let’s go over the ingredients (per Wikipedia): vodka, tequila, light rum, triple sec, gin, and a splash of cola. That is disturbing. But the song is nice.