It's the end of the world as we know it!
Or is it?
Between a the launch of Project Serpent during Solar Eclipse and the "totally not satanic blood sacrifice" looming in the horizon, one has to wonder why they don't just eat more Jesus chicken.
Yet, not a peep from PETA or any other animal activists.
You think they'd have more of a beef with this.
And what about the Hindus?
Is nothing scared to them anymore?
#freethecows