Greta, why do you think you can help?

Greta, now that you’ve finished your Mediterranean cruise and find yourself back in the home of flatpack furniture and meatballs – yes, I’d want to escape that too – I imagine you’re at a loose end.  Why not come to Blighty?  See what global warming has done for our summers.  But the blue skies are deceptive – we need saving.  Even Ed Sheeran says he’s Irish now.  Don’t take my word for it, this is what Keir thinks: “We can stop the chaos, turn the page, and start to rebuild our country.”  He sounds like Will Smith from I Am Legend.