NFL Week 5 Recap, DraftKings Slate Night, TEXAS NOT BACK - Football and DFS
NFL Week 5 Recap, DraftKings Slate Night, TEXAS NOT BACK - Football and DFS

Happy National Fluffernutter Day!

NFL week 5 is all but over and we are here to tell you the absolute hottest takes known to man/woman about it.

There is a million dollars on the line in the DraftKings Milly maker, we're gonna tell you if we won it or not; or, if we completely blew it as always (not our fault though).

AK's 49ers and Tex/Butch P's Cowboys are going toe to toe on SNF, while JVi's Bills had a home game in London, and DYLON's Vikings took on KC.

We'll have a temperature check on our teams in Tail Lines.

We're going to either brag or laugh about our week 5 predictions, tell you about the studbags/scumbags of DFS, go over the winning milly lineup (maybe us?!), round up college football (Texas is not back, our CFP is in shambles), and then hand out some "Hang the Banner" awards.

Finally, we roast and boast the winners/losers of our $1 WOAT-A-MAKER DraftKings contest bonanza.

Look alive, folks!