Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {Thursday PM., I Wanna Be ME!-LGBTQFOMO+, Fired For Serving Fries Fast From Trash Can-DUH!, Kissinger 20yrs Older Than Biden-Meets China Dictator, Oregon Woman Attacks Old Japanese Diplomat, Death Valley Summer Darwin Awards-Two More, Perverts Ruin Child Interactions for All, BTW-Stop Bashing Uncles, Media Has Secret FBI Files-WHY&HOW?, Pete Keeps Secret Where He Flies-Using Our $$$, Using Fake Bomb Threat To Leave Work Early, Pregnant Lady Left Then Came Back-Surprise!, Biden Nominee Goes Stale-Bad Pick, AOC vs Nikki Haley-Chick Bait, Grandparents Just as Bad with Kids As Parents- And Teachers, Baby Powder Cancer Gets 18.8M$, Believe in Gambling-LOTTERY!-Millions Lose!, Surgeon Death-Dead Same as Others, Annually 38 Kids Die in Hot Car, AOC IS America's Karen, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
