Quick Daily News Rewritten Headlines Series.
Today's PM Headline Skim News: {July 5th PM., Did Wagner Group Boss Drop His Weapons When Deserting His Troops?, Woman Reporter Says Yes to Attention Whore Boyfriend, Philly Cross Dresser is Mass Shooter, US Navy Chases Iranian Pirate Ship, Actress in News No One Cares, Earth is Millions of Years Old-Weather, Seaweed Report, Donald Trump DeSantis Cocaine, No One Knows DeSantis First Name, Media Down Plays Drugs In WH, Ppl Claim Man Was Missing, Trump Campaign Receives Millions$, Not Jan 6 Related Obama Visitor, Mexico Crime, Odd Marijuana Headline Doesn't Match Gaetz Proposal, Addiction Curbing Medicine, Dumb Tourist Clickbait, Woman Kidnapped by Militia tied to Iran, Your Vomit-Your Choice!, De Niro Camp Admits Drugs Use, Lawyer Ringers Were Added to Give Hunter Unethical Deal, All Free Americans Cheer Free Speech Win Against Biden, Panic Animal Attack Story, King Charles No One Cares, Ex Spared Woman's Life-Then Buried Her, Woman Overtips a D*ckDash Delivery D*ck, Lady Drive Car Into Swimming Pool, and so much more Click Bait!} This PM Night Time presentation of the news headlines moves quickly and as we make up our own version of dumb headlines.
What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos?
Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
Be in-the-know without being in the mud!
Skim headlines and move on.
20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.
